We are, by necessity, forced to interact in a textile/clothing compulsive world and unfortunately very few jobs are clothing optional.
So leaving the haven of our homes we put on the uniform of the textile and put in the hours necessary to put food on the table and a roof over our heads whilst, hopefully, enjoying the work we do.
But even the "haven" of our own homes is problematic, especially living in or close to the city.
In our own case we have just moved house and while the new property is more private than the previous townhouse, there is still no opportunity to lay out in the sun or work in the backyard as nature intended.
Frustrated by this situation I decided to review what options I had to minimize what I had to wear to be "legal". I could of course wear budgie smugglers (swimming costume) or shorts but that was too confining.
I then did some research on the Internet about loincloths, that's right ala Tarzan, with a view of buying or making something up.
Finally I came up with my own primitive design consisting of a boot lace and 2 chamois that covered both the front and rear to avoid the risk of upsetting the neighbours. The beauty of the design was that they allowed the greatest amount of freedom while being practical.
The chamois were chosen due to the soft and serviceable nature of the material. Also there was the added bonus of utilizing the chamois for the car if they didn't work out.
I understand this type of garment is called a breechcloth. I have often wondered about utilising something like this.
ReplyDeleteAs a child I would get out of the shower and hold the face washer in front of my genitals and imagine wearing just that with some kind of belt or string to hold it there.
Good one, coming up with this and sharing it with us.
Bbnudman